These days I dont watch the tele all that much. There are a couple of shows I do try not to miss like 60 minutes! Andy Rooney’s tongue in cheek reporting style but full of punch and substance makes him one of my favorite TV news journalists. I recall in this one particular show, a brief report from good old Andy makes me like the guy even more!
Ladies if you are not there yet, some day you will so you would want to read this! If you are approaching that magical number then this one’s for you! On the other hand, if you are already there then ladies ... YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO LOVE THIS!
THIS IS PRICELESS! I just had to share it here, enjoy!
Some of you might have already watched the show but for all those fine ladies in case you missed it on 60 Minutes, here's the transcript of what good old Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40.
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
FINE, FUN, FABULOUS, FANCY-FREE FEMALE over 40
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Ladies if you are not there yet, some day you will so you would want to read this! If you are approaching that magical number then this one’s for you! On the other hand, if you are already there then ladies ... YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO LOVE THIS!
THIS IS PRICELESS! I just had to share it here, enjoy!
Some of you might have already watched the show but for all those fine ladies in case you missed it on 60 Minutes, here's the transcript of what good old Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40.
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
YESSSSSSSSSS Thank you Mr. Rooney and now to all
FINE, FUN, FABULOUS, FANCY-FREE FEMALE over 40
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain.
I myself value women over forty :) And it's true women get only better with age.
ReplyDeleteMen over 40 on the other hand..... well don't like the pig or the sausage
Luhol...
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get this feeling that we are on the same page on a lot of issues *smile*
Pig in all shape or form NO THANK YOU! *naughty smile*
Thanks for that colorful comments!
Woman only get better with age I agree. I find myself getting more and more confident the older I get, no need to impress anyone anymore.. makes it a lot easier. And those who needs impressing can find someone else to amuse them.
ReplyDeleteCould't agree with you more there CJ. Basically what you're saying is like vintage wine, the more mature it is the more intense, the greater the appreciation, the greater the gain in value. Only the luckiest few gets to taste the rich, robust,full bodied sweet intoxicating nectar fit for the Gods *cheeky smile* Indeed... Aphrodite would attest to that.
ReplyDeleteHurray for mature women!
Thanks for sharing your thoughts CJ!